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Meet Ronnie, the sassiest rooster in the world. This beautiful rooster has one day simply walked into this couple's home and decided that it's his now, and well... they didn't argue. So now, he's part of the family. 

He loves attentions, sitting on the ceiling fan, and crowing at totally random times. The mirror confuses him, he runs after balls when his owners throw them for the dogs, and he doesn't like being alone. 

It's a strange addition to the family, even the dog seems to think that way, but Ronnie looks like he's loving it, his presence brings them joy, and that's what matters. He's also the ultimate proof that roosters are pretty heckin' cool.

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Get ready. Because this video has double the tiny and therefore double the cute. It's a video of itty bitty kittens meeting and hanging out with an itty bittier chicken. Yeah, we know, the cuteness is overwhelming just thinking about it. 

But you must watch this video with us, you can't not. There are only so many times in our lives where we could come across a friendship this precious. So, we are all going to take a deep breath and watch this video despite the fear of a cuteness overload, and we will appreciate this double-dose of cuteness together.

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Tumblr Classics: Academic Paper Which Is All Chicken

Chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken.

"Chicken chicken chicken"? Chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken! Chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken? Chicken.

Chicken!

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Tumblr Thread: Gentleman Rooster Always Lets Lady Friends Eat First

Well, today, we are looking at an unlikely tumblr story by the tumblr user samandriel. One that we feel could easily be made into a Disney movie. It's the story of Pharaoh, a pet rooster who is a little funny. 

He has the habit of crowing not when the sun rises but rather when he hears humans get up. And he's an absolute gentleman, always letting his many lady hen friends eat snacks first. Unless it's blueberries. Blueberries are serious business. His worst fear is plastic bags, but he will protect his owner from them. And he loves - absolutely loves - cuddles. 

Tumblr stories are always some of our favorites, since they can be funny, wholesome, or totally random, and this one is up there with some of our absolute favorites. 

tumblr thread and posts about a rooster who always lets hens eat snacks first unless its blueberries thumbnail includes a picture of a rooster and the caption 'Text - samandriel Follow the same rooster - god guys he's so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won't have any treats until they've had as much as they want, unless it's a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he's a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don't play no'
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We were first introduced to this adorable orange kitten, Pixel, in the 'most dangerous kitten in the world' video. After realizing that title was dead on, being that Pixel is so overwhelmingly cute that he can kill us due to cuteness overload, we then saw this munchkin meet a baby chick and interact with it. 

It's safe to say Pixel has stolen our hearts and has no plans on returning it.

And now, we have the pleasure of viewing the cutest naptime video of all, Pixel and baby chick. Soak it in, folks, it doesn't get any better than this. 

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Weekly Treats; Animal Tweets (September 14th, 2020)

Week by week, we bring you the best that animal twitter has to offer - the most popular animal tweets. This week's lineup is starring: showering otters, muscular tigers, and bats with pacifiers. We know that the best way to start off any week is to dive into the mindhive of twitter and be truly amazed by the things that twitter users enjoy. Some will have you smiling, others awwing, some will have you snorting, some will remind you that Halloween is nearing, and others will make your hear flutter with gratitude. 

So, enjoy this week's animal tweets, give your pet a treat if you have one and make sure to wish for them to have a good week too. And our wish this week to you is to meet a cute dog this week and have it lick your hand.

best of this week's animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures tweets including one with bunnies that have really big ears 'Nose - beep boop bop @zoopti go ahead bro im all ears 7:04 AM · Sep 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 39.1K Retweets 2.2K Quote Tweets 217K Likes' and the other has fluffy sheep 'Mammal - video girl @vulgardarlinng look at these SHEEP!!! they're so ?!/?:! they look like plushies 9:11 PM · Sep 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 6K Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 19.8K Likes >'
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Chirpful Birb Comics Created By Chicken Thoughts

We're huge fans of Chicken Thoughts! A webcomic all about birds and yes, it's continuously hilarious and never fails to chirp us up! 

Chicken Thoughts are comics inspired by the artists' cockatiel, named Chicken, but the comics resonate with anyone who has ever had a bird or has seen one. 

And you can keep up with all things Chicken-related on various platforms! Chicken Thoughts is on Facebook, Instagram, Ko-Fi, and there's even a subreddit, r/chicken_thoughts, dedicated to the funny webcomics! 


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Fine Gallery Of Creative Chicken Coops

Raising chickens in the backyard has become a widespread trend among many homeowners. 

And with that trend, comes booming creativity as far as chicken coop design. 

People are using trucks, old taxis, and even an old phone booth to create funky and funny coops. 

Check out these cool ideas below.   

Creative Chicken Coops | tiny alien spaceship in a backyard with chickens climbing into it | Doctor Who inspired TARDIS phone booth blue police box
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Chicken Gets Muscular Human Arms In Funny Package

Just when you think you have seen it all... chicken arms! Wait, scratch that, buff human arms....for a chicken. 

Yup. we're not kidding. Someone actually thought this idea up and decided -- "I need to make this." We're still unsure how we feel about it, though. We will say one thing about it, it's interesting. 

Shell Critter, the owner of Sparkle, the White Leghorn chicken, got a package in the mail one day... a pair of muscular arms for Sparkle. The results? Hilarity.

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According to his owner, Tucker CANNOT resist chicken. He loves it more than anything. 

So, he wanted to see what he would do if he is left alone with an entire delicious chicken.

Will Tucker pass the ultimate test?


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We are simple people. We don't understand many things in this world but we do know we want to see a chicken sitting on a cat's head. 

Don't ask us why there is no answer. And furthermore, we know you want to see it, too.

This is one super chill cat to deal with this nonstop moving chick all day! The cat who obviously wants to nap doesn't show any signs of annoyance or aggression.

Our goals in life? To be as zen as this cat. 

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After losing her baby chicks, this mother hen has taken in seven little critters into her care: 5 ducklings and 2 Totenko Fowl chicks. This mama has her work cut out for her! 

Protective and caring, this mother hen is turning out to be the best mother these other little critters could've ever hoped for! 

Don't believe us? Watch how these chicken dotes on the ducklings and how the ducklings flock to her -- instead of their actual birth mother. 

Maternal instinct comes to naturally this caring chicken. 

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Live Out Your Dream Of Becoming A Chicken With Chicken Leg Stockings

Finally! You can live out your fantasy of becoming a chicken with novelty chicken-leg stockings! The hilarious socks will without a doubt break the ice and be the center of any (and every) conversation you'll have while wearing them. Are you ready for all that attention and responsibility? 

If yes, you can find the amazing stockings here on Amazon! The best part? They're less than $10! Don't be chicken...be a chicken! 

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The New Fall Collection Of Chicken Fashion Is Here

Keep your chicken warm and stylish with these latest trends from Etsy chicken fashion designers. We never knew chicken could be a true fashionista.   

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