"Yep, looks like you've got a little black hole right in the middle of your eyeball!" - Sally Squeeps
Iz you dead?
iz u ded? u luk ded don be ded im hun gwee
U alive??
Heck no! I wuzn't peeping in yer winnows!! Jist chekin yer pipes, mam, jist chekin yer pipes.
I think I found the gas leak!