Although we can only guess how our pets looked in the very beginning, we can easily compare them with dogs that lived a century ago. Interesting.
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Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.
DE-GINGERFICATION UNIT
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Transformation to KickAss Cowboy: 4% Complete
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!
I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.
Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.
Teacher says someone is cheating on test I become a scarlet macaw.
It's exactly like doing a cannonball off the diving board, except it's cat-themed and only works if you're a cat.
Hickary dickory dock 3 Mice ran up teh clock The cats caught one And teh other 2 escaped with minor injuries.
