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Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

DE-GINGERFICATION UNIT

The onlee cure foar gingervitus.

Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Transformation to KickAss Cowboy: 4% Complete

Wait, duz this meen ai get a hat??!

Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.

U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.

CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!

Damm dat grabbity switch!!

I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.

u shur u noez wut ur doin, kitteh?

Rite nao Iz nawt big enuff to destroy ur ankles Dat. Will. Change.

anklolz r bery funneh fingz.

It's exactly like doing a cannonball off the diving board, except it's cat-themed and only works if you're a cat.

Hickary dickory dock 3 Mice ran up teh clock The cats caught one And teh other 2 escaped with minor injuries.

itz nawt teh werst kind ob clok tho, tbh...

I gotz 39 cents in change, $1050 in poker chipz, sum pretzels, two pencils and a buk with nekkid ladies in it... Whut was u lukin for again?