cell phone

Maybe if I sit on it really hard it will make the call go through...

I see what's going on here.

I'm texting her back! One way or another!

datin iz so komplicated...

yea ai dunt understand dem phonez anywayz...

Dese phones aren't so smart aftur awl.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

TEENAGE TURTLES Her mother took her shell phone away.

I have looked absolutely everywhere, but i can't find my cell phone!

Boofy was a registered text offender.

Whose brite idea wuz it tu buy him an iphoen?

yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk

Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.

Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.

Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!

...is dis a come awn?