Hey I think your cell phone is buzzing. These cellular puns will have you dialing for more in no time.
TEENAGE TURTLES Her mother took her shell phone away.
Boofy was a registered text offender.
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!