caveat

Yes, I'm paying attention. Although you just bored one ear to death.

okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Zombie Cat Yes, he is cute. He will still eat your brains.

Money isn't everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Kum on! Pull meh! An no stairs this time!

With this Nose I can track a rabbit for 15 Miles! I can't find my way Home after 500 yards. But I can track a rabbit for 15 miles!!

I might be small... but i is fears.

THIS IS MY BONE AND I AM HAPPY BUT TAKE IT AND I WONT BE.

Ignoring the law of gravity is only fun until you realize that you can't reach your food bowl.

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.

You can let the cat out of the bag, but the cat might not come out.

Hey, MA! If teh cops come I wasnt here

I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?