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25 Pawsitive Purr Machine Pawsts Set You Up Cozy Caturday Wonderful Weekend | thumbnail includes two images one image shows five kittens bundled up together ‘The only problem with cats is that’ ‘I can’t have them all’, the other image shows a kitten sitting looking out of a window ‘Coming home to find a little soul waiting for you… is priceless.’

25 Pawsitive Purr Machine Pawsts to Set You Up for a Cozy Caturday and a Wonderful Weekend

It is only a few short hours away.
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24 Warm and Cozy Cat Posts Give You All Fuzzy Festive Feels | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat looking guilty and a fallen christmas tree with broken ornaments ‘Coming soon to a living room near you!’, the other image shows a cat with two noses wearing a yellow elf hat

24 Warm and Cozy Cat Posts to Give You All the Fuzzy Festive Feels

The weather is getting frightful, but these cats are delightful.
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Midweek Catnip Celebration: 23 Feline Funnies Cats Who’ve Had Enough Work Kicked Off Caturday Festivities Early | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat sitting on its bottom atop a post looking curiously at the wall ‘For some reason my cat sits like this everyday’, the other image shows a cat yelling ‘Thought my cats were acting a little weird this morning and they apparently put a catnip toy in their water bowl overnight to soak. They made catnip tea. They’re high’

Midweek Catnip Celebration: 23 Feline Funnies from the Cats Who’ve Had Enough of Work and Kicked Off the Caturday Festivities Early

Who packed the meowijuana?
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20 cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet including 'cancel my plans my cat just sat on me' and one tweet including 'Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff' and one tweet including 'My cat, who is currently unemployed and pays no rent, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and I, a walking talking miracle apex predator made of 14 billion year-old Stardust, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter for some reason'

20 Pawrrific Terrific Tweets by Cat Pawrents You Can Swear are Written About Your Cat

Brought to you by all the things cats have done to make their pawrents tell the internet about it.
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26 Feline Funnies Cats Being So Chaotic Their Pawrents Said “That’s Not My Cat Child…” | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat standing on its hind legs to taste soap and hate it ‘This cat tired soap for the first time’, the other image shows a cat looking angry and a printed photograph of the same cat ‘This cat went to the vet, bit the doctor and was forced to send and apology card because of that.’

26 Feline Funnies of Cats Being So Chaotic Their Pawrents Said “That’s Not My Cat Child…”

It doesn’t happen often, but it does…
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30 Salvaged Feline Pawrent Posts Savage Secrets Hilarious Lives House Cats Help You Heal Your Cat Child's Clawminaity | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat looking sad and shocked and produce ‘I CAN’T BE LEFT ALONE WITH LETTUCE EVER’, the other image shows a tweet with three images of a cat being fed from a plate at a dinner table ‘Yoked Guy with 800 FICO’ ‘I’ve been informed that the meme cat is named Smudge and has an extensive history of being a goblin’

30 Salvaged Feline Pawrent Posts of Savage Secrets from the Hilarious Lives of House Cats to Help You Heal from Your Cat Child's Clawminaity

Cat clawminalty is a serious problem for pawrents all over.
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A Crate Full of 24 Cute Feline Funnies Your Catruday Celebrations | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat lying on its side on the floor stretching out its hind legs ‘When the stretch hitting’, the other image shows a cute black kitten sitting on a toilet looking up

A Crate Full of 24 Cute Feline Funnies for Your Catruday Celebrations

It's quite heavy, remember to bend at the knees.
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Our Favorite 25 Feline Funnies Past Week Hardworking Hoomans Who Missed Out Their Daily Feline Fix | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat in a hat in front of a sign ‘I need to sign for my cat’ ‘Beware of the dog’ ‘But beware of the cat too (he’s kinda weird)’, the other image shows an orange cat with a white stripe on its back ‘My cat is coming unstitched’

Our Favorite 25 Feline Funnies from the Past Week for Hardworking Hoomans Who Missed Out on Their Daily Feline Fix

Time to catch up on the latest and greatest.
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26 cat memes | thumbnail includes one meme including 'Top Ten Best Cat Breeds 1. Dumpster Blessing 2. Freelance Tenderloaf 3. Gutter Angel 4. Just Showed Up One Day 5. Barn Ghost 6. Royal Trash Goblin 7. Snack Master General 8. Le Slinkus 9. Crusty Sea Captain 10. Classic Potato' and one meme including 'Can i come over n stare at u like this'

26 Terrific Purrific Tweets of Cat Pawrents About Their Purrfect Precious Fluffy Feline Friends

Cat pawrents cannot stop yapping about their cats, and we're rooting for them.
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23 Awwfully Odd Cat Pawsts Take Your Mind Off Existential Dread Work Week Embeds Your Brain  | thumbnail includes two images one image shows jabba the hut ‘When I’m at someone’s house and they mention they have a cat’ ‘Bring her to me’, the other image shows an older woman kneeling on the floor holding her chest ‘When you pspspsps the cat and she runs away’

23 Awwfully Odd Cat Pawsts to Take Your Mind Off the Existential Dread the Work Week Embeds in Your Brain

Time to shake things up.
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23 Chill Feline Funnies Good Hoomans Who Deserve Relaxing Break Bickering Their Boss | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat being held by the bottom stretched out ‘Vro is chill’, the other image shows a black cat sitting strangely with a rainbow above its head ‘soup’

23 Chill Feline Funnies for Good Hoomans Who Deserve a Relaxing Break from Bickering with Their Boss

Sometimes even gangstas need a hug.
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24 cat memes | thumbnail includes one meme including 'his name is 3kg brown rice and he was born with 3kg of brown rice for a brain' and one meme including 'summoning circle: Sound of can Opening'

24 People Who Cannot Stop Themselves From Talking About Their Cats and Tweet About Them All the Time

This is an invitation to tweet about your cats indefinitely.
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26 Fresh Feline Funnies, Ethically Sourced Smol Batch Pawducers Your Mid-Week Dose Delight | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a kitten sleeping on a desk next to a keyboard and mouse ‘My coworker got her new kitten to work and the little nugget was just too tuckered out from being adorable all day’, the other image shows a cat standing on its hind legs licking whipped cream out of the can ‘My wife dosen’t understand why the cat likes me better.’

26 Fresh Feline Funnies, Ethically Sourced from Smol Batch Pawducers for Your Mid-Week Dose of Delight

They hardly come more farm to table than this.
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25 cat memes | thumbnail includes one meme including 'me reading petrarch: omg why is this the 100th poem about this lady's eyes and lips and hair! why do you keep listing body parts me to my cat, every time i see her, all day: you have a little face, it has a little nose, you have some little paws, your paws have little toes' and one meme including 'this is how people who type :3 want to be held'

25 Funny Fluffy Feline Tweets to Read to Your Comical Cute Cat and Say: 'That's You'

Every cat pawrent can relate.
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The Best Advice Is Be Yourself: 25 Hilarious Cat Posts Hoomans Who Need Believe Themselves | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a cat sitting at a table with a sign ‘I SHOULD BE ALLOWED ON THE COUNTER’ ‘CHANGE MY MIND’, the other image shows a kitten riding a toy dinosaur ‘The extinction of dinosaurs 66 million years ago colorized’

The Best Advice Is to Be Yourself: 25 Hilarious Cat Posts for Hoomans Who Need to Believe in Themselves

There’s no creature that is more itself than a cat.
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23 Fascinating Feline Funnies Curious Cat Lovers | thumbnail includes two images one image shows a couch covered in black and white kittens ‘INFESTATION!!’, the other image shows a cat dressed in a fluffy orange costume

23 Fascinating Feline Funnies for Curious Cat Lovers

Time to blow your mind.
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