You're born into this world and are raised to be an independent human. You grow, you evolve, and you go to school. You learn for years, then some more years, and then you finally get a job. You work and you work, and you finally make enough money to buy your cat a little special something. You buy it, you're so excited to bring it home only to learn that your cat is a complete as*hole. Not only do they show 0 appreciation for all your efforts, but they will go out of their way to avoid that spe…