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Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog (January 15, 2021)

The dog is here to stay for now, and Earnie doesn't understand why and doesn't like it. He does still like the cuddles with the dog though. He just misses alone time with his humans.

Meowmoirs: The dog drank water from the toilet, and Earnie doesn't know how to handle it. 

Read about Earnie trying to get used to his new house companions who keep getting all the attention and leaving none of it for him. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie Meeting the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the sixteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat snuggling a dog the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Carnivore - Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog January 15, 2021 | "No matter how much I raise my paw at him or how much I use my glare of doom, Bork keeps trying to cuddle me." CAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER.'
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Meowmoirs: Meeting A Dog (January 8, 2021)

Earnie is about to meet a dog face to face, and it is a shocking experience for him. The dog is just... so unintelligent in Earnie's eyes. I mean, he ate the couch once, how could Earnie think otherwise?

Meowmoirs: "I've named him Bork as that seems to be one of the only words he's capable of producing."

Read about Earnie's impression of the dog, and the reluctant love he develops for Bork. He may be big, and his tail is very dangerous, but he does give good ear licks.

Read the previous entry of Earnie experiencing catnip for the first time here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the fifteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat headbutting a dog the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Dog breed - Meowmoirs: A Dog January 8, 2021 "No manners, no grace. He decides whether something is worth eating... by eating it." CHEE BURGER'
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For us, adoption day is always a happy day. We get to pick up our favorite little furball and take them to their new forever home where they'll be loved and cherished for the rest of their lives. But what does adoption look like through the eyes of the kitty itself, especially when it's an older kitty who has been in the shelter for a while, waiting for its new family? Allow Earnie - our resident senior cat - to show you. 

All of our dedicated readers have already heard of Meowmoirs, but for those of you who are new: Meowmoirs is a diary written by our resident senior cat who's name is Earnie. He goes through endless intense and world-changing adventures, writing about a new one every single week. Of course, his whole adventure starts with his adoption day. If you wanna read more of his thoughts about it, his reactions to the new home and his new family, read the full entry right here

Animation by @sleepyskele, check out his portfolio and his Fiverr.

For the next animation in the series, click right here!

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Meowmoirs: Catnip (January 1, 2021)

Earnie's ultimate weakness turns out to come in the form of strange little leaves that are sometimes left out for him, and he... hates them but also loves them. 

Meowmoirs: Is the loss of control worth it for the powers catnip gives Earnie?

Read about Earnie's adventures with catnip, the thoughts he has while uncontrollably flipping around in the little leaves, and the most impulsive dive Earnie has ever taken. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie's new year's resolutions here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the fourteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat rolling around in catnip the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Organism - Meowmoirs: Catnip January 1, 2021 Are the humans just big cats? Should I try to eat the fake plant? Is ICAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER the red dot even real?'
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Meowmoirs: New Year's Resolutions (December 25, 2020)

The new year is almost here, and we're not the only ones writing down our resolutions for the next year. Our cats have goals too. What? You didn't know? Well, Earnie is about to tell you exactly what he wants to achieve next.

Meowmoirs: It's new years eve, fireworks are scary, and Earnie really needs to find time to take over the world already.

Read all of Earnie's new years resolutions which start all the way at finding out how to open wet food cans and end with the easiest goal of all- world domination.

Read the previous Christmas special entry of Earnie's diary here, which also includes a special animation of Earnie!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the thirteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat wearing a santa hat surrounded by lights the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: New Year's Resolutions December 25, 2020 "10. World domination The only reason I have not done it yet is because I was busy..." HA CHEEZ BUBIGER'
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Christmas is almost here, and we have a special gift for all of you! A brand new original animation that purrfectly encompasses the biggest, most intense battle of the year - cats vs. Christmas tree

Of course, every cat owner who celebrates Christmas can understand the struggle, but this animation is starring our very own Earnie! Earnie is our most smartest, intelligentest cat who is so genius, he keeps his own diary describing the most fascinating adventures of his life. From his final day in prison (i.e. being adopted from the shelter) to his adoptive mom giving birth to a very small litter of one kitten (i.e. Earnie's human sibling), and of course, Earnie's very first Christmas adventure where the battle against the tree commences. 

The Christmas special animation is by is @sleepyskele whose portfolio you can find here, and whose Fiverr you can find right here!

More cute animations can be found on our YouTube channel. Have an amazing Christmas, cat lovers, and have a happy new year!

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Meowmoirs: It's Christmas Time (December 22, 2020)

It's Christmas, and Earnie is giving all the Christmas lover in the audience a special little treat. He's discovered the Christmas tree, so of course, he had to commemorate the occasion.

Meowmoirs: It's Christmas time, and this tree belongs to Earnie.

Read about Earnie's first ever real Christmas and his experience of climbing up the tree to get his one true star.

Another special treat is right at the end of the list, where @sleepyskele has made a Christmas-y animation of the entry just for this special day! So, check out Earnie in action, living out his dream of achieving the ultimate Christmas victory right in front of your very eyes.

Read the previous entry of Earnie's diary here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Have a merry Christmas and a happy new year, everyone!

the 12th entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about a cat's first Christmas thumbnail includes a pictures of a cat playing with a Christmas tree as well as the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Organism - Meowmoirs: It's Christmas Time December 22, 2020 "Sparkly. Shiny. A star. Brightly lit and calling my name. I was hypnotized." HEEZ BURGER'
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Meowmoirs: December 18, 2020 First Time Snow

It's winter, and Earnie is about to experience snow for the first time, and the lesson of snow is learned the hard way. It may look like a beautiful, fluffy white blanket, but it is cold.

Meowmoirs: Earnie is not on a leash, the human is. 

Read about Earnie's first time experiencing snow and the pure betrayal of the white blanket. 

Read last week's entry about  Earnie's chasing the Red Dot of Evil (aka, the laser pointer) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The eleventh entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in snow the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Carnivore - Meowmoirs: First Time SnoW December 18, 2020 "betrayed by my ultimate love - a fluffy white blanket, I ran back cross the white coldness, pulling the leashed human along" CHEEZ BURGER'
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Meowmoirs: December 11, 2020 The Laser Pointer

A new day, a new adventure, and Earnie gets to meet the laser pointer for the first time. It's slippery and leaves no trace, but Earnie must protext the humans from it no matter what, so he keeps chasing it, but to no avail.

Meowmoirs: the Red Dot of Evil must be caught at all cost.

Read about Earnie's attempts of catching the little red dot and... about his ultimate success. 

Read last week's entry about  Earnie's training the new human baby here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The tenth entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat looking at a red laser dot menacingly then name of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: The Laser Pointer December 11, 2020 "I charged my run with my powerful butt wiggle, but the moment I had the dot under my paws, it ICAN HAS BURGER was gone."'
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Meowmoirs: December 4, 2020 Training the Baby

The baby is growing, and Earnie is on a mission. It's time for the training to begin - before the humans do too much damage to the little one. They keep not teaching the baby what it needs to know, and Earnie is both disappointed and confused.

Meowmoirs: If the humans won't do it, Earnie will.

Read about the ways in which Earnie is training human's baby and his confusion about their ridiculous ways of parenting that, for some reason, include not licking the baby and keeping the baby in a cage.

Read last week's entry about the pregnancy and Earnie's first meeting with the baby here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the ninth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat and the human baby starting their life together and the cat starting to train the baby thumbnail includes a picture of a baby and a cat cuddling as well as the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Photo caption - Meowmoirs: Training the Baby December 4, 2020 "It has been weeks, and they have yet to even start teaching the human baby to lick itself!"'
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Meowmoirs: November 27, 2020 Welcoming the New Baby

The human is pregnant, and a new little baby is about to join the household. And of course, Earnie can tell before even the humans can. There are signs of pregnancy everywhere, and Earnie has never been more excited to share the humans' attention with someone. 

Meowmoirs: it's time to welcome a very strange new kitten into the family.

Read about Earnie's reaction to his human about to give birth to a tiny new human and the things he does in the preparation for the new cub's arrival. Spoiler: Earnie is a good cat. 

Read last week's entry about the mimikitty - the cat in the mirror who copies everything that Earnie does here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the eighth entry of meomoirs diary of a cat about the cat's reaction to a pregnant woman and a newborn baby thumbnail includes a picture of a cat near a pregnant woman's belly the name of the entry and a caption from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Welcoming the New Baby November 27, 2020 The litter may be small only one tiny human – but it PATHAS looks healthy and strong, and BURGER it's part of my family now.'
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Meowmoirs: November 20, 2020 The Mirror Cat

There's a new cat in the house. Sorta of. It lives in the lowest window in the house and copies everything that Earnie does, managing to predict each and every one of his moves and blocking his passage into the other bedroom.

Meowmoirs: there's a name for cats that copy everything. It's... mimikitty. Yes.

Read about Earnie's discovery of the mirror cat and the codependent and complicated relationship between the two of them. Earnie is highly confused but also very persistent.

Read last week's entry that's all about the 'light squares' (i.e. tv, computer, phone) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the seventh entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat all about the cat meeting the cat in the mirror thumbnail includes a picture of a cat and the cat's reflection the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Mirror Cat November 20, 2020 "Someday, I will catch him off guard, sneak up behind him and kawpow!" ICAN HAS BURGER.'
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Meowmoirs: November 13, 2020 The Light Squares

Studying his new environment, Earnie begins noticing that, even though they pay a lot of attention to him, they don't always pay attention to him when he wants them to. Why? Light squares - i.e. the TV, the computer and the phones. He both hates and loves them. 

Meowmoirs: laptops are heaters, and phones are haters. 

Read about Earnie's love/hate relationship with the strange squares of light that the humans spend hours staring at. He's been trying to figure out their uses and only managed to figure out some. 

Read last week's entry that's all about 'the chamber of water' (the bathroom) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the sixth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat's reaction to tvs laptops and phones thumbnail includes a picture of a cat laying its head on a laptop the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Light Squares November 13, 2020 The more effective way of using it would be to indeed sit CANHAS CHEEZ BURGER on it... It keeps my behind wonderfully toasty.'
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Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

Having conquered the house, Earnie talks about the strangest room he's found - the bathroom. 'The chamber of water' as he calls it, or, even more accurately, 'the torture chamber', where there are three terrifying watery devices, including the toiler, the sink, and the worst one of course, the bathtub. 

Meowmoirs: the fifth entry of Earnie's diary, and with power, comes the responsibility of protecting the humans from accidentally drowning in all the watery devices. 

Read about his experiences with the chamber and his decision to watch the humans in the bathroom whenever they go in there - every single time. He must protect them. After all, how would they survive without him? 

Last week's entry about the quest to the wet food cabinet is right here!

the fifth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the bathroom from the perspective of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a sink with the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The bathroom November 6, 2020 "Yes. They sit on the water bowl... Every single time they CANHAS CHEEZ RCER go into 'the chamber of water', I must join."'
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Meowmoirs: October 30, 2020 The Wet Food Quest

Officially relaxed, Earnie takes to exploring and makes a huge, life changing discovery. The existence of wet food. Now, he must find a way to get it, and he will do so at any cost. So, he sets out on a quest.

Meowmoirs: the fourth entry of Earnie's diary, and with confidence comes mischievousness and shenanigans.

Read about Earnie's quest to the treasure that is wet food.

Read last week's entry about Earnie getting snuggles and purring for the first time.

the fourth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about discovering wet food thumbnail includes a picture of a cat eating the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Wet Food Quest October 30, 2020 "The first problem: I cannot open the cabinet. The second problem: I cannot open the metal boxes." %3D BURGER'
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Meowmoirs: October 23, 2020 Petting and Purring

Having gotten used to the human's home, Earnie learns what it's like to be petted by people who care about it and ends up... accidentally purring, shocking himself by doing it. Maybe it's not too bad though. 

Meowmoirs: the third entry of Earnie's diary, and things are starting to get much more wholesome. 

Read about Earnie's struggle to accept the love and care of his owners and his reaction to not hating being petted by them.

Read last week's entry about Earnie learning to communicate with his humans

the third entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about petting and purring thumbnail includes a picture of a relaxed cat the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Petting and Purring October 23, 2020 "Sometimes, and I shall share this only here, I even CANHAS CHEEZ RGER nuzzle them back.."'
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