For less than $50 you can be the parent of an adorably-creepy freshly-hatched Raptor.
Update: We realize there is a story of this cat being a victim of an unfortunate house fire. We obviously do not mean to laugh at this cat's tragic ordeal, and this is purely a joke about cat's recklessness in general. Expect for some singed whiskers, this guy is no worse for the wear, so no worries!
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Hoo died?