Defeated the 5th level boss, found the three Jewels of Enlghtenment, sold them and bought the Sword of Vengeance. I'll be taking a nap while you try to find your way out of the first level maze.
Yoo kinda suck. Ai'm juss sayin.
Gwaet. Owl ai dwinks et wifowt a stwaw?
Yur boss came in an gave me a look but I kept my hed down an kept workin. I finished da Benson account, gotted it approved, rote da specs for da new software yu need, got it approved, talked da Fridgit Company into buyin 350 ov owr new product an fnished up that paper yu were writing for da Grabble proposal. Den I went to lunch.
And, the #1 reason for calling in late to work that your boss will never believe...
I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife
I seez ur qualifcashuns But Iz no impressed by ur resimay
Jenkins, it's been brought to my attention that you've been smiling in your cube. Am I to assume your workload is somewhat less than totally crushing?
