No one gets pizza until I here a can opener!
Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.
Ai saw wut u did las nyt Let's talk about bacon...