belly rubs

Let's pretend that my belly is a magic lantern. Just rub it . . . that's my first wish.

ai am loozing payshents!

tummy tiklz pleez you know you want to

aim am nawt gunna b so nice nekst tiem!

We need to have a serious discussion about your ICHC problem and how it has been affecting the timely delivery of noms and belly rubs. Your mother and brother will be here in five minutes.

Wez onlee lewkin owt fer yer best interestz.