be

To katch teh leftovers, I muss BE teh leftovers.

You awr wut u eet.

i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working

mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?

i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs

aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.

They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.

ai iz becom nap.

They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver

kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!

Mai blud tipe iz teh creed bi wich I liv... B NEGATIV

an urz is gunna paynt mai clawz if u doan tayk dis stoopid hat off meh...

wow!!! new york must be TINY!

or mebbe u iz jus a rly big kitteh.

Shhhhhh We're trying to be modern art

u problee wudnt unnerstand.

BE HAPPY

plz 2 smile fer meh?

I iz hiden frum da Munday bee bak on toosdai

Tuesday is the week's apology for Monday. The day where we try to make sense of what just hit us on Monday, and how the hell we'll survive another 3 days until the weekend. But at least while you're making the motions you can make your Tuesday grind much better. 

Now that you are functioning on a marginal level, take a look at some of the most bohemian hipster cats around and see if you're on fleek and up to par, or some of the funniest Tuesday memes and judge them for yourself. The choice is yours.