batman

I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU OR ANYTHING, BUT... I'M BATMAN.

(Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway)

Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.

(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)

IT'S SIMPLE..... WE ELECT THE BACHMANN

(Heath Ledger)

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BATMAN

(Val Kilmer)

And you're definitely making the cat go as Robin?

Biffy hoped his new color headshots would get him a part in the next Batman movie.

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)

Fite krime? Nawww. I juss wanna go to got ham city.

i needz 2 get sumfing dere!

COME ROBIN! TO TEH CATMOBILE!

Guess he wasn't Batman after all... Flatman, maybe?

When Batman villains mate, it's never a pretty picture.