Wen Mom pikked me owt at reskue place, dey trew in teh cat for fwee. Mom neber cud pass up a bargin.
Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.
he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I really, really hate this new bargain health insurance plan... Shut up and stop moving. The CAT scan is almost done.
NO. Drain the sink and put away the shampoo, then we'll talk about me coming out.