bad

I haz bad dae, I'ze jus needz to vent a littel.

bery punneh, kitteh.

FREE KITTEH!

Iss okay. You'll be free soon enuff.

looks like the last of the snow is almost gone. they'll probably find the dog now.

sumtiemz hidin teh evidense jus iznt enuff...

Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them they go away.

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!

EVACUATE EVACUATE

It's not that bad... Just do a comb over

but ebery wun iz gunna stayr at meh!

Bleach! I need it for my eyes!

ack! no! what has bin seen cannot be unseen! nooo!

climbs treez iz fun, u sed. wut culd go rong, u sed.

CANT TREE! CANT TREE!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.

but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.

aand Jingaling wuz never invited to another party ever again.

I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.

what do you mean you don't have Cheesy Blasters?

(Tiny Fey)

I haven't been naughty this year but I'm about to be!

i can turn cheek reel kwick!

THIS MAN SCARES ME!!!

(Lady Gaga)

Ur internet history.... is disgusting.

oh man! u cawt meh!