bad jokes
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"
...then he said he hadn't had a bite in days. So I bit him!
Hehehe, that one always breaks me up.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT? A FLAT MINOR.
WHEN I FOUND OUT MY TOASTER WASN'T WATERPROOF I WAS SHOCKED
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish!
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
