A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT? A FLAT MINOR.
WHEN I FOUND OUT MY TOASTER WASN'T WATERPROOF I WAS SHOCKED
WHY DO PEOPLE BECOME BAKERS? BECAUSE THEY KNEAD THE DOUGH
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.