asshole

So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him. 

He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different. 

Train them as we might, our pets are animals, and animals will do whatever the heck they wanna do. They can't help it. The curiosity is overwhelming. Our cats simply must find out if our favorite plant makes a good chair for them, and our dogs have to - they have to - find out if our couch is delicious. Answer: it is, that's why they keep eating it. 

And yes, we still love them, of course we do, and at the end of the day, we know that we prefer them untamed and being total weirdos. Because even though they're the most kind and loving little beings, on top of almost everything else, they are entertaining to a painful degree, and that just makes us love them even more.

...Which is wrecking havoc. 

A majority of these delight images were found in the subreddit r/catsareassholes. So, if you had a good laugh at the images below and need more cats being little monsters -- you know where to look! 

But first, take a moment to enjoy some of our favorites:

We've got 17 hard pieces of evidences that could prove that cats are in fact...assholes. But don't worry, we are definitely taking into consideration all their good qualities as well before we reach the final verdict. What do you think? Assholes or not? 

Warning: Some NSFW language