asshole

It doesn't matter how many times we see it, cats being jerks will never not be funny. Throwing stuff off shelves, ripping our curtains, sitting on our fresh laundry, mildly terrorizing our enormous dog who's for some reason afraid of their itty bitty cat highnesses. It's always funny, we always laugh, and we always remember the moments in which our cats are jerks to us and cry- I mean laugh. Well, at least it's easier to laugh at cats being jerks to others than them being jerks to us.

Other animals being jerks is always funny too, don't forget that. Did you even know that parrots can be jerks too? And that once, we even read about a peacock being a jerk? Yeah, you're about to be amazed as well as laugh your bootie off. 

So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him. 

He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different. 

Train them as we might, our pets are animals, and animals will do whatever the heck they wanna do. They can't help it. The curiosity is overwhelming. Our cats simply must find out if our favorite plant makes a good chair for them, and our dogs have to - they have to - find out if our couch is delicious. Answer: it is, that's why they keep eating it. 

And yes, we still love them, of course we do, and at the end of the day, we know that we prefer them untamed and being total weirdos. Because even though they're the most kind and loving little beings, on top of almost everything else, they are entertaining to a painful degree, and that just makes us love them even more.

We've got 17 hard pieces of evidences that could prove that cats are in fact...assholes. But don't worry, we are definitely taking into consideration all their good qualities as well before we reach the final verdict. What do you think? Assholes or not?