arrow to the knee

Can-opener mishap.

Skyrim jokes are still relevant... right?

Meet Ozzy, a Vancouver cat who took a crossbow shot to the neck last week -- and promptly became the Internet's newest meme.

(And not to worry: Several days and $1,000 worth of vet services later, he's all good.)

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Ai can nebber be da dovahkiin. Bummer.

I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took a cat to the head

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I used to be an adventurer like you... until I took an arrow in the knee.

ai rememburr da gud ol' daiz!

DAT ARROW TOOK A CHUCK NORRIS TO DA KNEE