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What did the muffin say to the cupcake?
Nothing
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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
YOU CAN'T SPELL "SLAUGHTER" WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO SPELL
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What is Green, Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple and Orange? COLORS
Why is michael jackson bad at chess? Because he is dead
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says... nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
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Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them they go away.
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Your mom is so poor that she doesn't have any money.
Resistance chickens often told Fuhrer jokes.
