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Yes, it's a lovely basket. You bought it just for me.

dis wun iz moar comfee anywayz.

who needs horror movies when you can watch your hooman aerobicize

ai haz a big terrified...

Iz boring letz play Mouse Trap

We're going to file this song under new wave alternative punk

Wudint yu rathur has a bowl full ob kyoots?

It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!

Ar yu aseep yet or yu wunts ai keep purring?

WARNING: Do not try this at home. Go to your friend's house and do it there.

not able to thumb a ride, riley tried to tongue one

What? Can't a couple of moose congratulate each other on a waterhole well found?

... and yeah, of course we have to do the fist pound with our noses... we don't even have fists!!

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