You're a size 7 too?!
datz alsew mai sleep numbah!
I EAT SOULS I ALSO ACCEPT COOKIES
I PURR TOO. ALSO I FART.
Aww boddil waz bad kitty too?
It's real right?! You see it too, right?!
call an ambulance! i fell and hurt myself. and pizza delivery! i'm also a bit peckish.