Prenups are a popular, and practical, means of protecting kids and assets, but a growing number of pet owners are throwing the family dog (or cat) into the document, too. Via: Family pet
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There will be no "bonding" without nom-noms. Where are the noms?
You tell people you have a short fuse. I agree. I've seen you naked.
And as stated in sub-paragraph 5: awl ur soulz are belong to me As well as awl ur moneez, ur girlfriend, ur fridge... U can keep da gog Inishul heer, heer an heer
Hello Mrs. Willowby. I'm Timmy's science project. I believe he'll be getting an A. Don't you agree?
Basement Cat and Frank Zappa agree. Rock and roll music today sucks.
I'm holding the other one hostage at a secret location until you fork over some bacon.
