after

mai monky den my monky nao

he haz alwayz been mai bestest frend!

IF THE NUTS DON'T FALL GO AFTER THEM

datz sum gud advise rite der!

After rolling over on the goggie and telling the hoomans who borked da vase Annie hadta go into witness protection program

witnessez r alwayz teh problum.

I'm telling all my friends about how I caught this bear after a huge fight.

Let me know if you have to go potty. Before or after?

Um, kan ai haz a napkin or sumfing?

Datz me before Jenny Craigz.

I'll come down when that spider is gone.

Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.