acting like animals

This hilarious short film directed by James Rautmann and written by Phil Jones and Kristin Kelly proves There's a little dog in all of us.  

So, baby, you come to this alley often? It's one of my favorite haunts, really. I mean, a hydrant at BOTH entrances? How awesome is that? So hey, what say you swing by my dog house later, and you and me share a milkbone or three together. Sound good to you?

This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!

... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!

Oh hooray, my latest Amazon Fresh order is finally here! I'm a little confused as to why it's in a Whole Foods bag, but maybe they were just between box reorders?

Oh, you bought these at the store? You were planning on having salad for dinner? Strange, because I'm pretty sure all of this produce is about to magically disappear into my mouth... HAUMPH.

There ain't enough coffee in the world to perk up my bushy bunny ears on a Monday like this. Oh, how I regret not slamming the snooze button a hundred more times this morning...

The only thing that could make this peeglet outfit more hiptastic would be a boat load of peeg-sized band patches. Because you just know this cutie is a HUGE Ramones fan.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand first off the starting line is Blurry Speedsalot, followed closely by Leapy Anderson in second place! It looks like these two are leaving the rest of the pack far behind as they kick up dust on the first hundred meters of the course, Anderson drafting behind Speedsalot in hopes of gaining advantage. Now they're neck-and-neck and only meters from the finish, and it looks like it could be the race of the year for either of them! And the winner is... oh wait they both swung 90 degrees after being distracted by a gazelle so it looks like neither of them are going to be medaling this particular race after all...

It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?

I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?

I mean, sure, environmental protection and natural habitats and the natural order and yadda yadda yadda... but just look at the adorable things that happen when you DO feed the animals!

Coming soon to the Discovery Channel: Adorable kitteh takes a bath, hates it, but looks oh so freakin' adorable while doing so.