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Ensign kitteh to da bridge: I haz found a tribble, climbin da wallz.

dat seemz most illojiklol 2 meh.

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stair way to basement

teh wun fer heaben iz currentlee clozed.

Rapunzel had no long hair to toss down to the prince... however, she wondered if a hairball would do.

If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind ... staying there? The game's on.

I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX

talk nerdy to me

No time to explain! Just get in!

It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!