Lawyers
If the Collar Doesn't Fit You Must Acquit
Left out in the rain? Sue for emotional damage!
I do not chase ambulances! Mailmen yes, but never ambulances.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
They gave up your puppies for adoption?! I'll have the paperwork drawn up for Kidnapping charges!
He had you micro-chipped? Sounds like stalking to me
Made you wait for biscuits on your nose? We'll get him for cruel and unusual punishment
MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT
So you mean to tell me, she's claiming child support, but you're neutered?
By Unknown
Objection! Overruled! I've seen enough television programming to know that this dog should be held in contempt! HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Sustained!
Meet Lawyer Dog. He's a dog, he's a lawyer. He is all things to all men. And he looks quite dapper in that purple plaid tie, wouldn't you say? Lawyer dog needs your help on a case, though. You wouldn't say no to that face, would you? Help him out by adding a caption!
