Lawyers

I STARTED MY PRACTICE IN 2010 THAT'S RIGHT... 14 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

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If the Collar Doesn't Fit You Must Acquit

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Left out in the rain? Sue for emotional damage!

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I do not chase ambulances! Mailmen yes, but never ambulances.

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If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

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Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

They gave up your puppies for adoption?! I'll have the paperwork drawn up for Kidnapping charges!

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He had you micro-chipped? Sounds like stalking to me

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Made you wait for biscuits on your nose? We'll get him for cruel and unusual punishment

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MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT

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So you mean to tell me, she's claiming child support, but you're neutered?

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You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

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Objection! Overruled! I've seen enough television programming to know that this dog should be held in contempt! HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Sustained!

Meet Lawyer Dog. He's a dog, he's a lawyer. He is all things to all men. And he looks quite dapper in that purple plaid tie, wouldn't you say? Lawyer dog needs your help on a case, though. You wouldn't say no to that face, would you? Help him out by adding a caption!