Is that a Golden Retriever dog? Or a Lab?
The formula for holy water? H2OMG
I once wrote a book on Helium Everyone who read it couldn't put the book down
If you broke the law of gravity, Would you get a suspended sentence?
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
What did one photon say to the other photon? I'm sick and tired of your interference
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and doesn't
So this dude's like, "Where are you going with all that Element 83?" And I was like... None of your Bismuth.
BAM! Science cat does it again.
Some very funny but horrible GET OUT level pun.
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