911
Most of the time, it's impossible to remain chill when you're a dog. The sheer panic of that everyday dog life would undoubtedly lead to a number of emergencies.
We can all agree that dealing with the suspicious mailman and constantly being harassed by a vacuum cleaner is definitely deserving of 911 call.
Sorry bout dat. Ai seen teh kittehs gib u hed bonks. Shud ai kall 911?
Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.
