Shhhh! This Pine Marten is hiding from his arch nemesis and predator the Golden Eagle. So please squee as quietly as you can.
Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?