Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?
"WHO GOES THERE?!?"
"Sheeesh, relax! It's just us squeeps."
-Sally Squeeps
These merry squeesters are just waiting for you to go back inside so they can knock over your trash and help themselves. I can't help but forgive them, they're so precious!
Get back in the snow, mongoose, someone might see you!
Sorry this tree has a strict two raccoon limit, you'll have to find a different one.
-Sally Squeeps
Next Christmas maybe I'll try using chameleons as tree ornaments! What do you squeeps think?
Should we wake him up to tell him he won the Squee Spree this week? Nah, let's leave him be.
