tea

Trufax: Squee babies are the best kind of sweetener there is. I mean, sure, rat hair in your tea is kind of gross, but I'm mostly speaking metaphorically here.

Start your morning off right with a cup of squee! I'd offer you a lump of sugar but the Squirrel ate them all...

-Sally Squeeps

Oh, you would have loved it though! I steeped it for EXACTLY the right amount of time and the water was the perfect temperature and the flavor was just delicious! That's why I drank it to begin with! I just couldn't resist rewarding myself for a job well done, and that job was making the tea I drank instead of giving to you, the person I made it for to begin with... !!