squirrel

It's been a long and windy and perilous flight, but I've finally found the target, so I'm preparing to touch down. Bullwinkle, do you copy? I need you to dial in my coordinates and make your way to Boris and Natasha's latest lair so I can use your antlers as a tarmac.

Who knew that a squirrel's tail was such a functional piece of fashion?

Alright, so I'm EXACTLY the length I need to be to form a de fact bridge between these two ledges, which means Jamie should be able to cross my back in order to get to that acorn cache we caught wind of earlier today no problem. I swear to Ceiling Squirrel though, if he stays too long on that side in order to eat a part of my cut of our nut-profits, I'm going to swing out from under him on his return trip!

Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!