piglet

Now marks the end of my regular work day, and this darling little piglet's going to have me going "squee, squee, squee!" all the way home.

You are much furrier and wild than the pink, little piglets I'm used to - but squee all the same!

What it lacks in appetizer-ness, it more than makes up for in pure, unadulterated squeeness.

I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?

"Come back here bottle! Don't runaway! Let us nom you!!"

-Sally Squeeps

My eyes are wet with SQUEE!

- Sally Squeeps

What the world needs more of cuddle-puddles! Perhaps the key to world peace?

-Sally Squeeps