panda bears

Good morning sleepy head, it's time to rise and shine! No exceptions, even for squee widdle panda cubs like yourself.

-Sally Squeeps

I think we all know that feeling, squeeing so hard you cry...

-Sally Squeeps

Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Bamboo.

... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.

I'd like a bouquet for my kitchen table.