panda bear

This will teach that cub to hold on tight to mama. Is there anything squeer than panda cubs falling down?

-Sally Squeeps

Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?

Are you sure you don't have anymore of those bamaboo-flavored lollipops?

• Sally Squeeps