panda bear

Have you every wanted to get up close and cuddly with a squeedorable baby Panda? Well this is the best I can offer... for now. You're welcome!

- Sally Squeeps

Sometimes you need to take a nap soooo badly, you don't really care where. Rocks start to look like comfy pillows when a nap attack like that strikes.

-Sally Squeeps

Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Bamboo.

... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.