This will teach that cub to hold on tight to mama. Is there anything squeer than panda cubs falling down?
Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.
Sometimes you need to take a nap soooo badly, you don't really care where. Rocks start to look like comfy pillows when a nap attack like that strikes.