mouse

Having a well maintained pedicure is essential to success.

Muahahahahaha, THIS is power! No longer shall I run screaming from my feline foes, for I have figured out a way to harness their cunning to better suit my rodential needs! The first order of business, of course, is to get my new mindless steed to set off all the traps in this apartment, so I can acquire all of that sweet, sweet cheese...

I would like to imagine that little mice use dandelions to fly away on the wind, to go on epic adventures.

It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?

This clever widdle mouse is tails above (below?) the rest of the other mice. We like animals that are smart and squee!

-Sally Squeeps

Meet hover mouse! All the squeeness of a mouse, now with hover technology!

-Sally Squeeps

This Egyptian Spiny Mouse lives at the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, IL. I wish he lived with me!