Try this new deep relaxation technique! Just breath deeply and chant "Nooooooom".
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... and then blow a raspberry at the jerk instead.
Moms are so cozy, and they don't wake you up while commuting!
This mommy ring-tailed lemur doesn't need a babysitter, she just carries them with her!
What could be more comforting than clinging to mommy's back and taking a good nap?