feathers

Itty bitty birdie, why is everything you do so pretty? You even make personal hygiene look glamorous! It's just not fair!

This splendid white peahen is quite the diva, outshining even the most outrageous showgirl. I'd go see her perform in Las Vegas anytime!

I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...

-Sally Squeeps

Nice stripes! They're very squee and flattering on your feathers.

-Sally Squeeps

Scientists say birds evolved from dinosaurs, and this Kiwi looks like it's showing its ancestry. Is this hatchling, with its bald patches, pointy beak, and leathery feet creepy or cute? Let me know which you think!

-Sally Squeeps

Someday this squee squirt will have a beautiful headdress. Today it's a bit of a bedhead situation, but I think that's even cuter!

Falcons: Nature's perfect avian predators when fully grown, and nature's perfect itty bitty floofy birds when young.