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Hey! Would you like to share with the rest of us what is so squeely amusing?

- Sally Squeeps

Someday this squee squirt will have a beautiful headdress. Today it's a bit of a bedhead situation, but I think that's even cuter!

Nice stripes! They're very squee and flattering on your feathers.

-Sally Squeeps

I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...

-Sally Squeeps

When can I buy my own clothes?

This splendid white peahen is quite the diva, outshining even the most outrageous showgirl. I'd go see her perform in Las Vegas anytime!

You sure do look suspicious Mr. Owl, what kind of shenanigans have you been up to?

- Sally Squeeps

I think we could all use a nice head massage.

Oh my gosh squeeps! Look at what I've found... it's the world's fluffiest pine cone!

-Sally Squeeps