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Here we have the Fluffy Torpedo (still in the prototype phase) which bombards the enemy on impact with squees and warm-fuzzies.

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Squee lovers, I am sorry to say that starting next week, yours truly will no longer be running Daily Squee.

It's not all bad news though! Long-time squee fans will remember my replacement! Her name is Ingo, and she ran the site with Brad before I jumped on to take charge! She loves cute animals and is much less punny than me, so I'm sure you'll all get along with her just fine! Plus you'll still be able to find me every day on So Much Pun.

Also, I want to leave doing what we all love: Sharing the squee! So above is a photo of my way-too-fat cat, Mea, taking up half of my parents' coffee table in her typical tabby fashion. She used to be skinny when we first got her, but then I moved away from home and my parents pampered her waaaaaaaaay too much with a never-ending supply of treats. :)

It's truly been a joy to be in the squee community, and I promise I'll drop in from time to time to say hello. Thanks for making my job adorable, everyone!

Love, Matthew "Matty Malaprop" Martell

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I think this dude is adorable with his super fatness and coy look. What do you squeeps think?

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Oh my, look at all those rolls! I just want to kiss their pudgy little faces!

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Via Furples
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What? You wear a puffy coat, right? Mine is just built in!

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I mean, I'm jutting out into three full rooms at this point, and if that's not proof that we're outgrowing our current living situation, then I don't know what is! And no, dieting is not an option. I don't see how me getting smaller will really affect the total amount of space we have to split between us. That doesn't make any sense at all!

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