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acting like animals Awkward cow explanation fence Hall of Fame lolwut stuck - 5711616512
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

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acting like animals Awkward cat comfortable dont-judge explanation Hall of Fame sitting tail - 5380328704
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You mean this isn't how you always sit? Because it's how I always sit! I mean, sure, the location of my tail looks weird, but I can assure you that it's actually totally not awkward at all and is in fact quite comfortable! Are you judging me for my sitting posture right now? Because I feel like you're judging me for my sitting posture right now, and that's not very polite at all!

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acting like animals asleep bulldog composing excuse explanation keyboard lazy sleeping virtuoso work working - 5689852160
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Mrrr, what? Oh, um, no, I wasn't sleeping! No, I was just... I was just trying to find a sense of "oneness" with this keyboard, because that's always what I do whenever I begin work on a new composition! Genius CAN come overnight, you know... it just usually involves a bit of sleeping and dreaming.