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acting like animals cat explanation foot giant slay slayed statue story victory - 5711629312
Via LLBwwb
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You have to understand though; it was nothing special. It was just that I was trying to take a nap on his foot (which looks an awful lot like a pillow if you kind of squint at it a bit), and he kept doing this annoying "fee fi fo fum" thing, and it kept waking me up and so I felt like the only way to solve the problem at hand was to take matters into my own paws. He was asking for it, really.

acting like animals asleep bulldog composing excuse explanation keyboard lazy sleeping virtuoso work working - 5689852160
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Mrrr, what? Oh, um, no, I wasn't sleeping! No, I was just... I was just trying to find a sense of "oneness" with this keyboard, because that's always what I do whenever I begin work on a new composition! Genius CAN come overnight, you know... it just usually involves a bit of sleeping and dreaming.

cat Cats cuddling explanation furniture posing reader squees reason sphynx truth warmth - 5282875904
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Mona Lisa the Sphinx is good friends with anyone warmer than her. Leonidas here is posing as her furniture.

acting like animals baby ball elephant excuse explanation heavy medicine ball pushing sissy sisyphus weight - 5734717696
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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!