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acting like animals Awkward cow explanation fence Hall of Fame lolwut stuck - 5711616512
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

acting like animals cat explanation foot giant slay slayed statue story victory - 5711629312
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You have to understand though; it was nothing special. It was just that I was trying to take a nap on his foot (which looks an awful lot like a pillow if you kind of squint at it a bit), and he kept doing this annoying "fee fi fo fum" thing, and it kept waking me up and so I felt like the only way to solve the problem at hand was to take matters into my own paws. He was asking for it, really.

acting like animals baby ball elephant excuse explanation heavy medicine ball pushing sissy sisyphus weight - 5734717696
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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!