elephant

Come, celebrate my cuteness with me! Let us roll about in glee!

Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

Puberty is hard on almost everyone, even Elephants! You start growing hair in new and weird places, and start to wonder if other people notice the awkward changes you're going through. Don't worry widdle Elephant, it gets better I promise!

-Sally Squeeps