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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

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calf cow field grass hairy shaggy - 5934830336
Via Daisyrain
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You're gonna need a bang trim here pretty soon, Shaggy!

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By Unknown
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Well, I'm not saying you're not cute little cow, but I think you'll need to try a little harder if you ever want to be the Squee Spree creature of the week...

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acting like animals Awkward cow explanation fence Hall of Fame lolwut stuck - 5711616512
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

cow Fluffy squee derp - 6723395584
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I'm not sure I want to know what we caught this cow in the middle of doing...

-Sally Squeeps