Owl

SQUEEEEEEE!!!

Ugh, I sent Sibley FOUR DOZEN different photos, and they chose THAT ONE? This is an outrage! Who do I call to complain to about this? My beak looks SO crooked in that photo! It does the exact opposite of capture my good size! As if my feathers didn't look ruffled enough in that photo, they're really ruffled right now!

Why is this Snowy Owl looking so smug and please with himself, you might be wondering? It's because he won last week's Squee Spree versus against the Swan, proving he is the squeer snow-white bird... for now. What and ego boost!

• Sally Squeeps

What do we have here? Looks a bit like a monkey, but the face is very similar to a barn owl. Mysterious... do any of you squeeps know what this creature is?

-Sally Squeeps

I think we could all use a nice head massage.