watermelon

Just don't swallow any of that rain or a cloud will grow in your stomach!

Watch out that it doesn't shoot its toothpick spines at you!

Fill that baby with vodka and winch up a drink or two!

Saw this watermelon at my local grocery store. It's promoting breast cancer awareness. We just had to get a Melon for Melons.

Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.

Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!

I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!

It's hard out there for a melon.

You better eat your little seed bowl there too, bro.

Now we have to call the fire department to save you from the fence and it will be all embarrassing.

How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

You will eat the seeds and you will like it.

These melons are clearly yearning to run free. Just let them go. If it was meant to be, they'll come back to you one day.

It's all good, I'm ready to rally again!