waffles

Because just one kind of dessert is a waste of time.

I love them so much that I spent HOURS with photoshop to tell you about it.

I'm not drinking my breakfast! I'm getting drunk off waffles!

It's time to start thinking about Superbowl parties and what kind of awesome fatty snacks you're going to serve. These are magical one-handed snack wands!

Just think of all the hot, melty butter you could pack into this waffle. A butter labyrinth is my kind of maze.

Just think of the little pools of butter and syrup nestled into the hot, crispy waffle. Juice the orange! Win win!

Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.

136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.