Tastes like ass.
Does being ugly make them cheaper? More appetizing? Should I sympathize with them?
Let's just blame this on the lighting, shall we?
Wait, is is supposed to look like a Lazy Boy or was it decorated by a Lazy Boy?
Well maybe his mom loves him at least?
I'll take a Whopper over a Lohan any day.
Oh look! More vaguely creamy gravy slop! Thanks, shelf life!
Who cares how it looks? The birthday boy will undoubtedly be stoned enough to eat anything.