toast

You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.

And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.

My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!

Nevertheless, let's go get toasted on sake!

Do you think that's a blue(berry) jam?

Gifs! You love them!