Now with more diabetes!
To be honest, I'd prefer blueberries to olives on a pizza anyway.
Plz send me all the fancy sweets before my New Year's diet goes into effect.
What? There's no innuendo here, I swear. Just suck on this horn.
You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.
Which would you rather have: a sugar coma or mercury poisoning?
I think I'm going to give up on my dreams of being a chemist. Science makes you fat.
Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.