sandwich

The order is what really counts.

Can you imagine how long it takes this guy to fold his toilet paper before he wipes?

I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!

Now putting chips on your sandwich won't disturb the delicate flavor balance.

I can't even stomach one Cadbury Creme Egg let alone a whole sandwich's worth of its disgusting filling.

Hey melted butter, you can come over to my house and sing me a song anytime!

They're good for more than just warming your feet!

Is this a topless vacation? Why isn't that sandwich wearing a tiny bikini?